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# i don't get it
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Merde sense to me...
(Disclaimer: may not make sense to creator of pic or anyone else.)

Being a southerner living in the north east; I soon discovered that according to the locals, people are classified as...

Canny Geordies (from Newcastle)
Sand-dancers (from South Shields)
Mackems (from Sunderland)
Monkey-hangers (from Hartlepool)
Smog Monsters (from Middlesbrough)
Cockney Bastards (everything further south)

Except when you come from somewhere like London, you're so far south that you're closer to France than Newcastle. And as Newcastle is the centre of the known universe, obviously... obviously... you're French. (Hence the nickname.)


(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)