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# I am the judge
*bangs gavel vigourously*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# That's not a gavel.
That's my hand.


and that's not a lectern, that's your crotch.


Why isn't this hurting you?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# it is
but that's precisely the reason I love it.

Anyway, enough excuses, give me the porn.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *cries*
there isn't even a bikini to model.

Or have I forgotten I was going to give you a DVD?


Anyway, you were telling me where you were from.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# You're on the internet, porn is everywhere.
All you have to do is reach out and touch it.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Your own personal wankfest
Someone to hear your moans, someone who groans....
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)