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# oo that's nice
I spy chocolate fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Mm..
don't make me hungry, I can't eat :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# It's easy
www.heydayproductions.com/purchase.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I mean if I eat I'll throw up.
Which is why I haven't been at school for three days.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# you haven't eaten for 3 days?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I've had about three plates of toast.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ah that's ok then
toats is fine food

have you got that virus thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I have no idea.
I hope so, it'd be terrible if it were stress induced.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# You have to eat something otherwise you'll end up looking like a burning match
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It tried a chicken sandwich last night.
I was nice, but when it's mixed with hydrochloric acid and blackcurrant squash it's thoroughly unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Someone's been taking notes in science classes ;)
The trick is to eat it back down again and not waste the goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Out of the toilet?
Hmm, didn't think of that.
And I don't think I learned that in science, either..I've just always known it :S
Edit: Like when I was 2 and I told my gran that she has BSE, but I used the full scientific term.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I was born with knowledge of chemistry too.
I thought I was the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I was also able to explain how traffic lights worked.
I've since forgotten, but oh well.

I think the undefeated moment was when I handed an orange to my grandad and said "Pith off"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# That's why they made wide-gauge drinking straws
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# That's nothing.
I haven't been at school for 18 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I'm appalling at eating.
I am covered in crumbs as we speak, and I've only had two bites of my sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# get an extra mouth fitted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *becomes Richard E Grant*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)