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# Leopards may be cool, but they are not adaptable.
I learned this from your cartoons:

They can jump into trees and chase down prey in their natural habitat, but if I locked one in my house and went on holiday for a few weeks, it'd be dead.

Also, most of my furniture would be fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# bear in mind
that this one is an AWESOME-O-PARD. He might not be adapted to suburban living, but he can play the bell lyra and appreciates Arvo Pärt.




so there
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I really hope that in my few weeks of hypothetical holiday
this leopard has stopped destroying all my stuff in time to record some stuff on my laptop.

Leopards being leopards, I don't plan on it. Awesome as they may be.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# OH WAIT, DID YOU SAY AWESOME-O-PARD?
WHAT'S WITH AWESOME-O-PARD LATELY? HE DOESN'T RETURN MY PHONE CALLS OR EVEN MY EMAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# sorry...
...have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# happy 'stralia day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# YES.
I'm supposed to be just eating plain rice or pasta at the moment because of a bug, but I've still managed to get completely pissed tonight.

It was my national duty, doctor.

PISSED IN THE FUTURE: GRONKPAN HAS TO FILL IN FOR MONGY BECAUSE ARNIE LET DANNY GLOVER DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ^THIS^
with a coupla' added struths, crikeys and a galah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# and g'day to you
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY TO YOU, AND TO EVERYBODY IN THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)