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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)

phew!

lucky that scorpion is only biting her.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

I shall put in a 'sting' callout as well now you mention it.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

OOH OH I'M AN ALIEN I'M A LEGAL ALIEN I'M AN ENGLISHMAN IN NEW YORK

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

WooOOOooo

I'm an alien...

_{| tiny |
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.\ hat /.}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)

*dissects*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)

that hat is hovering!

how clever!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)

now edited

*with extra line space?

*fucksocks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

The Royal Post

Bane to astrologers everywhere!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

the little girl was a scorpio.

WHAT IRONY!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

Irony?

Sorry, I'm 'mercan.
'Irony' is just the way my clothes smell after they've been pressed.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

ho ho ho!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

pressed?

garbage?
sidewalk?

*shakes head*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

Windscreen?

Boot?
Carpark?
Prime Minister?
Honestly - what are you on about?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)

color?

honor?
armor?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)

aww

*cuddle*

haha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

Brilliant

I love these drawings

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

Leopards may be cool, but they are not adaptable.

I learned this from your cartoons:

They can jump into trees and chase down prey in their natural habitat, but if I locked one in my house and went on holiday for a few weeks, it'd be dead.

Also, most of my furniture would be fucked.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

bear in mind

that this one is an AWESOME-O-PARD. He might not be adapted to suburban living, but he can play the bell lyra and appreciates Arvo Pärt.

so there

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)

I really hope that in my few weeks of hypothetical holiday

this leopard has stopped destroying all my stuff in time to record some stuff on my laptop.

Leopards being leopards, I don't plan on it. Awesome as they may be.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

OH WAIT, DID YOU SAY AWESOME-O-PARD?

WHAT'S WITH AWESOME-O-PARD LATELY? HE DOESN'T RETURN MY PHONE CALLS OR EVEN MY EMAILS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

sorry...

...have I missed something?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)

happy 'stralia day

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)

YES.

I'm supposed to be just eating plain rice or pasta at the moment because of a bug, but I've still managed to get completely pissed tonight.

It was my national duty, doctor.

PISSED IN THE FUTURE: GRONKPAN HAS TO FILL IN FOR MONGY BECAUSE ARNIE LET DANNY GLOVER DO IT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)

^THIS^

with a coupla' added struths, crikeys and a galah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)

and g'day to you

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY TO YOU, AND TO EVERYBODY IN THE FUTURE

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)

Yay

This is double win because:
1. Something nice happened to awesome-o-pard
2. Some obnoxious kid got a scorpian :)

*doesn't like kids*

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

well, then

kids don't like you either.
so there!
: P

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)

kids either like me or think i'm a dick-head...

i think it's an age thing,
my 6 year old nephew thinks i'm great and my 9 year old niece thinks i'm a dick head...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)

Kids love me

It pisses me off. =/

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)

You should bite them.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)

I would

But it seems to piss of their parents for some reason. Pissed off parents = crazy-scarey

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)

haha!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

This has made my day.

Edit- is the board lagging like a bitch for anyone else?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

aww! I'm glad ^_^

And nope, works fine for me.

edit: thinking about it, I've never known a bitch who lags. So my answer is yes, yes the board is lagging like a bitch. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

no, just

...
...
...

...

you

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

*cries*

edit- are you still really busy?

editedit- aha, it'd appear not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)

working on a compo post now?

why? do you need secks?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)

Always.

Just so you know though, my b3ta's running well slow and my gaz is....not working. Trying to fix it!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

have you tried switching it on and off?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

I'm not very good at turning things off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

But you're good at turning things on?

Rawr ;)

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)

nope,

seems to be playing nicely...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)

It was earlier today, when I was at work.

Then every phone line in the building dropped (which is a scary thing to happen in a call centre), and if people rang in, staff could answer with about three seconds before it cut out again.

"Hellowe'rehavingphoneproblemspleasedon'ttakeitpersonallyifwehanguponyou*click*"

I had someone that had spent the last week trying to get in touch about a job (I've been a bit sick lately), and she finally got through to me - "Oh yes, I remember you! sorry I haven't called you back, let me grab your resume*click*"

I can't find her phone number because IT has decided to delete emails by some random process. I hope she calls back, she's been persistent enough over the last three weeks for me to at least give her a chance.

They don't seem to understand that every second my team is out of action, the company loses $3 of gross margin.

IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)

hehehe

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)