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# I was gonna say 'DOES HE LOOK LIKE A KITTY?!'
But that would have implied beastiality.

Inflatable beastiality.
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# Hahah
Admit it. You like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I don't like it.








I love it.
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# DON'T YOU WALK THROUGH MY WORDS
SHOW SOME RESPECT
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# DON'T YOU CRAMP ME STYLE
DON'T YOU QUEER ON ME PITCH.
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# I HEARD A DARK VOICE BEHIND ME SAY
WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING HARDER
SHE SAID I'VE GOT IT YOU WANT IT
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# MY HARVEST IS THE BEST
AND IF YOU TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT
AND WALLOW IN THE DREADLOCK HOLIDAAAAAY
(DREADLOCK HOLI-DREADLOCK HOLI-DREADLOCK HOLI-DREADLOCK HOLIDAAAAAAAAAAAY)
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# AND I SAY
I DON'T LIKE JAMAICA, OH NO
I LOVE HER
DON'T LIKE JAMAICA





Please note that I've never actually heard this song.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)
# What.
The.
Fuck.

Are you just copying and pasting lyrics?!

Fucking cheater.

LEARN THEM. IT'S AN AWESOME SONG.
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# I'm
sorry.

Not copy pasting. And that first one I typed in, I knew. So, points for that!

I always heard it was a bad song...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)
# It's an ace song.
We would have had a chance to play with 10cc if we had entered a battle of the bands competition in time.

The rest of the bands were pretty shocking..
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# You should've entered then
shouldn't you.

Shocking...good? or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Shocking bad.
Shocking is rarely good.
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# Shocking
could be good. Like, Saw was shocking, but it was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Saw was interesting
And used to be quite original.


Then it decided to create cinema spam and do about 42 more movies.
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# Didn't they only do
3? Or did I miss the other 39? Heheh. I made a funny.
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# 4.
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# Oh.
I did actually miss one. hahahah
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# I'm going to pretend you didn't say that
in order to preserve a shred of respect for you. Jaffa boy.
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# You love me really.
You wanted to "reach out" to me in the first place.

Non-jaffa man.
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# You just wanna touch his bum.
/ac


EDIT: No one ever reached out to me. WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Pffft
Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Hahah
what?

There is something wrong with my autocomplete. Someone's using my computer when I'm gone. I don't remember saying that to anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)
# CHOWDEEEEER? CHOWDEEEEEEEEEER?
/ac
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# Please never talk about BooBah
/ac
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# HE'S A TANGLE-FREE SHAMPOO!!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:25, archived)
# *drinks piss*
/ac
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# Kick 'Em When They Fall Down
/ac
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# GHRAHLHLTHALHLAAHHAHGHHHHH
/ac
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# The first guy in the cage
/ac
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# IT'S A WAMPIRE.
/ac
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# fluffy cocaine
/ac
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# SHOOT THE KID
/ac
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# Oui. Un peu.
?ac
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# FEZCRAB =]
/ac
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# Are you very very lanky or something?
/ac
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# OH MY FUCKING CHRIST, ANYTHING BUT THAT.
/ac
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# CAN I HAVE THE POP TAB?????
/ac
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# WHERE MAH LASER CRABS AT?
/ac
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# RECIEVED-"goth"/combat boots
/ac
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# FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF
/ac
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# YOU DEFINATELY NEED SOMETHING SPECIFIC FOR THAT
/ac

EDIT: BED TIME GOODNIGHT B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:56, archived)
# So, someone at your dad's house typed that?
That kind of narrows it down.
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# Hahahahah
I guess so. I think I know who it was. *squinty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Shit
I've been rumbled.
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#
I knew you were following me about. hanging out at my Dad's house. DID YOU EAT MY PIZZA LEFTOVERS??
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Er.. no...?
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# Don't lie to me.
*glares*
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# NOBODY REACHES OUT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS.
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# I WASH MY HANDS I AM NOT A MS. DIRTY HANDS
I JUST HAD A SHOWER TOO SO HA
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# A SHOWER OF DIRT.
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# A CLEAN SHOWER
OF NICE THINGS THAT SMELL NICE AND ARE SOAP
THERE IS NO BACON IN MY SOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I MADE IT MYSELF.
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# ARE YOU GIR?
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# I... DON'T KNOW! ^_^
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# I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW
DOOMDOOMDOOMDOOM
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# ONLY IF YOU DANCE WITH MEEEE
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# I'M DANCIN LIKE A MONKEY
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