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# I think it's *preens* on a penguin:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# it wasn't the penguin i was grooming :P
fresh talent lady-meat
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Was it a vibrant and multi coloured cock ferret?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# there may have been vibration of some description going on
vibration dry-bumming
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Well I can happily say that I win the hostel prize today
for using the phrase 'Cock Ferret' in conversation. So naturally I'm quite proud:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yay!
Grooming!

My landlord's cat grooms me if I sit by her on the sofa. She pulls my arm towards her and licks it and bites the fleas off. She's a great cat.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i assume that when biting fleas off she removes a chunk of flesh too, just in case of 'infection'
to do otherwise would not be thorough
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)