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# Return of the penguin
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# yay! the penguin!
*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I think it's *preens* on a penguin:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# it wasn't the penguin i was grooming :P
fresh talent lady-meat
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Was it a vibrant and multi coloured cock ferret?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# there may have been vibration of some description going on
vibration dry-bumming
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Well I can happily say that I win the hostel prize today
for using the phrase 'Cock Ferret' in conversation. So naturally I'm quite proud:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yay!
Grooming!

My landlord's cat grooms me if I sit by her on the sofa. She pulls my arm towards her and licks it and bites the fleas off. She's a great cat.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i assume that when biting fleas off she removes a chunk of flesh too, just in case of 'infection'
to do otherwise would not be thorough
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# How wonderfully bizarre!
haave a woo and a yay with a side order of hoopla.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# YaY Penguins!!!
(o <*WoO!!*
/ \
V_/_
edit: btw anyone know how i can use the greater/less than sign in posts? thank you smartie pantses
now with proper beak
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# you can't
<not ever>
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ^^^^this
>>>> it's just not allowed, don't you know <<<<
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# alright alright!!!
i tried a couple of markup attempts (tex style) just not the &
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# tex?
blimey, haven't heard that mentioned for a while
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# i &gt (shit!!!) <3 LaTeX
it makes my existence worthwhile, I uninstalled office after learning tex
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I wrote my PhD Thesis in LaTeX



no, I'm not a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# oooh theses
what particular area? (if i may inquire)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# i was a dirty CompSci
software reuse, OO programming

now that i'm out in the real world, seems like a load of nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I'm just starting
to learn LaTeX. But I'm going to stick to Word for my PhD thesis, because it's nearly finished (we hope) and I don't want to risk screwing it up by transferring it over.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# bloody typical of creepy lecturers to use an app that's spelled 'latex' even if they pronounced it different
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# We're
not all creepy, I'll have you know. I assiduously avoid letching on any of my students.

Unless they're blonde and cute.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# no but my PhD supervisor was very creepy
being a CompSci, this is not surprising

no gender preference then?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Pffft
I must surely be allowed to maintain some mystery?
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# this is b3ta, what the bloody hell do you take us for?
of course you can't maintain any mystery*

*unless you can afford the exorbitant maintenance charges
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *sobs*
you annoyed me enough to google it and learn for myself >:-(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# it's a tough internet out there, we're just trying to get you used to it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# geee thanks...
I know have to wait for an opportunity to do it to some unsuspecting soul...mwhahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# that tends to be rape
technically, even if you do shout 'surprise!' first
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# rape could be a real pain in the arse for me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# you get to like it after a while
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# dunno
>>>>

;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# this happened, I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I'm glad
that someone else did, because I was worrying it was just the drugs.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Oh noes, indeed.
Pesky thing will ruin the land values.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Yay for giant Penguins unleashing doom
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# If you think so...
...may I humbly mention the blog I've just started (in response to learning how to do animated gifs here)? Evil Space Penguins! FTW!
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)