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# *rubs thighs*
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Is there any reason we're rubbing my thighs and not yours?
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *show official thigh inspector card*
hey lady, i'm just doing my job.

*carries on rubbing*
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# My thighs are ridiculous.
I appear to be basically a Robert Crumb cartoon.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *slaps back of neck*
*whoops*

*yadda, yadda, yadda's*

you are a jewish princess aicmfp!
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I am, I am.
There is no denying it.

I need a kilt, a tight jumper and some wooly knee socks.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# stop it
i'm at work, you'll make me explode under my desk
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oh don't toy with me
I'll only do it more.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *cannot deny the shelf any longer*

*asplodes*
(, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)