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# no
i'm watching jaws for about the gazillionth time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# wo
i was gonna watch jaws. meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i've seen it
at least 100 times, it's my all-time fave film and the reason behind my unhealthy obsession with sharks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# hint: never ask a shark for a blowjob

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# no point
i'm of the female persuasion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# this cannot be
this is the internet
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# don't be sexist
even girls can be geeks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# right, but they're rare
can I keep you?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# i'm a
collector's edition
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# still in the original wrapper no doubt

;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# N.R.F.B?
you must be joking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I am
see? this is my funny face.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# ah.
so it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Little known fact
Most people on the internet are girls. They just pretend to be guys in the hope us guys won't speak to them. It's true.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# never put your toes in a sharks mouth
then
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# right you are, then
i'll just film them from the safety of my cage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)