HahahahahaSmashing! Reminds me of my Uncle John telling me this when I was about 6.....
Mary had a little lamb,
she sat it on the bunker,
a bit of coal
went up it's hole
and parylized it's plunker!
(Mary had a little lamb,
she sat it on the bunker,
a bit of coal
went up it's hole
and parylized it's plunker!
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Sun 3 Feb 2008, 3:57,
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Ahhh... Relatives and their rhymes.When I was about 10 my dad gave me this little ditty:
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As I awoke one morning I had a lovely thrill,
For I espied a sparrow upon my windowsill.
And as he sung so sweetly I crept out of my bed,
And slowly closed the window and crushed his fucking head.
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This poem appears in my brain every time I hear a bird singing from my bedroom.
Adults can be such cnuts sometimes...
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Sun 3 Feb 2008, 8:10,
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As I awoke one morning I had a lovely thrill,
For I espied a sparrow upon my windowsill.
And as he sung so sweetly I crept out of my bed,
And slowly closed the window and crushed his fucking head.
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This poem appears in my brain every time I hear a bird singing from my bedroom.
Adults can be such cnuts sometimes...