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# Lettuce and bacon
on sourdough bread,
but don't give us tomato,
as we abhor tomato with lettuce.
And leave it not too long on the grill,
But deliver it medium-rare.

For thou art most juicy, fragrant, and tasty,
now and forever.

Nom nom.

(Edit: that took far too long to compose.)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i'm naturally gifted
in the bullshit poetry area of the brain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Bullshit poetry is the best poetry
Screw all that crap about dandelions and meadows.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# screw it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)