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# pray to the burger

Been wanting to put wings on a burger ever since I saw this post. Dunno why.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# pffft!
holy burger.. does it have swiss cheese too?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ah Swiss cheese
The neutural cheese.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Hiding in mountains counting Nazi gold
/hull
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Making it's chocolate and it's clocks
shouting 'Richolla' into the hillsides.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Uh-oh... Apostrophe police
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# heheh good point:P
But it you're making it I should point out technially a country is a she:P
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# The holiest of cheeses!
\o/
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Or is it the cheesiest of holes?!:O
not counting ivesb's japs eye:P
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *unzips*
it's like edam now!
look!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Yes
Red rind. Astonishing. It looks more like baby bel to me though.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hang on...
*fluffs*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I heard that fluffers were put out of busines with the advent of Viagra.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i'm old school...
now get back down there
*shoves*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# you watch too much Q.I
not that that's a bad thing
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# No I read my P45:P
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# heheh
that'd look good on a portfolio, wouldn't it?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Pray to the burger shot.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *loads twelve bore
fly my little beauty fly.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *primes Blunderbuss*
mind if i join you?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *readies anti-tank missile*
What ho!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *sets Nuclear sub co-ordinates*
well hellooooo
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# our burger, who art in heaven
hallowed be thy cheese.
thy pickles come,
thy patty be done,
on plain, as it is on sesame seed
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# haha!!
i did a little lol!
now i have to clean it up...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# dirty boy
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# For thine is the relish,
The mayo and the ketchup
For ever and ever
You Got It!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice finish

EDIT: i'm lovin' it!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *returns*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hail Mayo
Full of grease
The Lard is with thee
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# pfff!
wmy didn't i thnk of that? oh yeah, i'm not catholic* ;)

*i'm an atheist
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Lettuce and bacon
on sourdough bread,
but don't give us tomato,
as we abhor tomato with lettuce.
And leave it not too long on the grill,
But deliver it medium-rare.

For thou art most juicy, fragrant, and tasty,
now and forever.

Nom nom.

(Edit: that took far too long to compose.)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i'm naturally gifted
in the bullshit poetry area of the brain
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Bullshit poetry is the best poetry
Screw all that crap about dandelions and meadows.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# screw it hard.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# next time i go to walkabout
i'm getting the kangaroo burger
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)