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# Dear Pelle,
On following your advice to the letter I lost all my friends, my job and my wife.
I believe I am entiltled to compensation.
Please send me your entire estate ASAP.
Your haste with this incident will be much appreciated.

Signed: the_rhyme_minister

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Dear the_rhyme_minister,
In offering you the advice to surprise your friends by kicking them in the face, I was merely performing my duties under ordered by the European Regulation 262/07. I cannot be held personally responsible for performing my duties under this Regulation. Please, direct any complaints to the European Commission, in Brussels.

Yours truly,

Pelle, LL.M.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Dear Pelle,
You don't scare me with your knowlege of European Legislation.
Robert Kilroy Silk will be round to sort you out shortly.

Yours,
the_rhyme_minister

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)