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# SURPRISE YR FRENZ! KICK DEM IN DA FACE!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I cannot surprise my friends with that anymore.
They can see it coming from miles away now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# well
you do have massive feet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I once kicked a guy in the face
he landed three forums away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# when in Rome...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Pick the Sun-God or Jebus
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Holland IS very flat, yes

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# He could hide behind a windmill...
or in a tulip field....
or in a dyke (with a hole in it...
or in a hash bar....
but they'd hear him in his clogs anyways!
Did i get them all?

Sorry Steef!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Dear Pelle,
On following your advice to the letter I lost all my friends, my job and my wife.
I believe I am entiltled to compensation.
Please send me your entire estate ASAP.
Your haste with this incident will be much appreciated.

Signed: the_rhyme_minister

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Dear the_rhyme_minister,
In offering you the advice to surprise your friends by kicking them in the face, I was merely performing my duties under ordered by the European Regulation 262/07. I cannot be held personally responsible for performing my duties under this Regulation. Please, direct any complaints to the European Commission, in Brussels.

Yours truly,

Pelle, LL.M.
(Pelle ghola, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Dear Pelle,
You don't scare me with your knowlege of European Legislation.
Robert Kilroy Silk will be round to sort you out shortly.

Yours,
the_rhyme_minister

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Nice kickage!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Nice drawing :)
I prefer glass meself though
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)