pfft....mY personal favourite is:
'Jump the queue and when someone says 'Oi, there's a queue here' protest that you didn't notice fifteen people lining up'
('Jump the queue and when someone says 'Oi, there's a queue here' protest that you didn't notice fifteen people lining up'
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:03,
archived)