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# Just got back from the post office...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Be an omnipotent being and screw about with Picard
/geek
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# pfft....
mY personal favourite is:

"Jump the queue and when someone says 'Oi, there's a queue here' protest that you didn't notice fifteen people lining up"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Pfffffffffft
Marvellous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Ahaha
*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# "start talking to a non-existant person, and explain at length, how since the docotor gave you some medication, being in a queue no longer bothers you that much, and a repeat of 'the incident' will probably never happen again"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha
*might do this*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# yeah, what is it with people standing RIGHT behind you
like somehow being a few inches closer to the front of the queue is going to mean they'll get served quicker?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I must admit, that really drives me nuts....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# perhaps they think if they stand close enough you'll get creeped out and let them go in front of you
no fucking chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Exactly - that's the time to roll out the Rosa Klebb 'Razor Blade Heels'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Likewise
In the supermarket queue, I like to turn round swiftly and unexpectedly when I'm being crowded. Several people have received bruised knees from my basket :)
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Simply
Stab all the people in front of you. Hey presto - no queue!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)