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# if anybody steals this idea.
7 legged chair. codename: 'The Shocker.'

TOP SECRET 13 legged chair. Only available in 'Disco Kelp.'
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the long leg goes in the middle. two people have to sit on it at once.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# it's almost like an uncomfortable, round seesaw with a backrest.
but not really.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# cause you don't face the other person.
and there's no way to hang on.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Wtf is this shit?
Is it pissing?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# nope. that's just the shocker.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# the middle leg really wouldn't be that long.
it's just to emphasize that it's longer than the other 6.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# it makes me feel
like i'd fall off
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# that's called the shocker effect.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# it's alarmingly common.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# does it come
with a harness?
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)
# no, just magnets.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# It took
like three tries to reply . . . the first was the best !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)