I'd love to play the beaver
I can imagine one does so by sitting it on one's lap, squeezing the middle and pumping the tail up and down.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:43,
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The alligator is a two man instrument
one plays the back like a xylophone, the other holds the jaw shut to stop it biting.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:54,
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