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# O_O
My ex would have punched you by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# how big is he?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 6ft2ish
But he's a total cunt so if he ever does hit you, kick him in his little cotton reel cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ...
will do.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# you'll know it's him
as he looks like a viking, dresses like James Hetfield did in the mid 80s and will probably introduce himself by telling you how fantastic he is.

edit: I actually have good taste in partners, he was just a blip as he was influential in the scene. Ish. I got to meet musicians through him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# his is name Captain Fantastic?
or perhaps Techno Viking?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# No.
He has a generic name. A generic name for a generic boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)