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# the voices in the newsletter told me to do this

sorry about the repost, but the board was spacking out so hard last
night as to be pretty much frozen for me.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# fab
really fab
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# LOL!
Nicley! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha!
i did a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hurrah for Viz!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
who?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# O_O
My ex would have punched you by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# how big is he?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 6ft2ish
But he's a total cunt so if he ever does hit you, kick him in his little cotton reel cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ...
will do.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# you'll know it's him
as he looks like a viking, dresses like James Hetfield did in the mid 80s and will probably introduce himself by telling you how fantastic he is.

edit: I actually have good taste in partners, he was just a blip as he was influential in the scene. Ish. I got to meet musicians through him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# his is name Captain Fantastic?
or perhaps Techno Viking?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# No.
He has a generic name. A generic name for a generic boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# It was a letter in Viz magazine about 5 years ago:
"Has anyone else noticed that if you put your thumb over Paul Simon's face on the Simon & Garfunkel Album Bridge Over Troubled Water", that it gives Art Garfunkel a huge Cossack moustache?"

Yours I took it is an animated version.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh it's a
magazine.

I got the idea from the b3ta newsletter. which probably got the idea from some guy. who got the idea from viz. who got the idea from some guy.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I am still a happy subscriber to said publication
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Me too
Its has ALWAYS been hit and miss as far as I am concenred, so I dont see any particular decline of late.

have you read the book by the guy who set it all up?

he's a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Great book that
They all come across as such NORMAL blokes who are suddenly shifted into the ccelebrity limelight.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Drunken bakers are a fucking masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# fully agreed!!
worth the subscription price for them alone!!
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Paul Simon > Art Garfunkel
in all ways except physically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hurray!
That's most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Nicely!
How did you do the jacket / chin?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# the jacket I did with the clone tool in photoshop.
and just guessing.
and the chin is adapted from paul's.

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahahah
LEAVE PAUL SIMON ALONE... AND I MEAN IT!!!


/relurks
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahhaha - that is funny - nice one
Simon and Garfunkel rule

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# That's superb
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# repost schempost!
I love it all the same! woo! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hello zog
you gorgeous hunk of man you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# hell o
mict o
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# yay! trouble over bridgewater!
good ol' half man half biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha!
yaay! hello from the past!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 5:29, archived)
# that sir is fucking ace!
funniest thing on the front page.
very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha!
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# this is good
more please
(william_shatner, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)