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# How do you think they make your Christmas tree so big and strong?

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(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# pfft
topical
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hey, Christmas tree farming is a year long business.
They're already training up next years crop.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hopefully they're better than last year's batch
The ones I looked at all appeared to have beri beri & rickets
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hmm
That humming bird will have to stop some time.

*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I think the tree will get tired first.
Besides, the bird could just fly a bit higher, it's obviously teasing him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# they're much bigger than you think


also, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Steroids.
And humming birds... of course.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Flying high now . . .
Yo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)