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# 'Well, I remember the blotter paper'

'...And I remember the wok.'


(I got all creative and bought a magazine yesterday that told me how to do stuff with Photoshop(Without being a Photoshop magazine). Having GIMP, this proved a bit annoying, but the creativity stuck to my brain. Woo.)
(Oh yeah, and if you think it's big... it's not anymore. I are fule.)
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I wouldn't have noticed the file size unless you'd have pointed it out.
Now I'm going to say many people are on capped bandwidth, and would appreciate you keeping within the guidelines.
Your picture is quite nice, though.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# There's...
...guidelines?
If I'm outwith some suggested size, fair enough, I'll go in right now and drop the quality, but if it's going to be twenty "BIGGAR!"s for the sake of it, I might just poke my arse with a spoon instead. Or play TF2, whichever's closest to hand.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Yep, in the faq.
50k for still images, 250k for animations.
Do enjoy yourself with that spoon, though.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# The advice in the FAQs
is there for no reason at all. Rules are for the rest of us.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Happily resized
I did a second check of the FAQ as well, and found nothing. Turns out, then, that I am actually blind.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# under 'making and posting pictures'
'how big can my image be?'
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Blimey
Makes sense.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ooh, you're soooo
FLUFFEH!
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Splendid pic - woo!..
..although I have to point out that it's not actually 2008 over here in Poland.
OK, we've got Vista and everything, but otherwise it's about 1973ish.
Of course that does mean that I was able to buy a very nice leather jacket yesterday for 22zloty, which is less than a fiver in
old money.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Poland?
Aren't you supposed to be coming over to this country to steal our etc. etc. etc.s?
Has The Mail lied to me?

(Unless you're originally from here, of course, then you're a plucky entrepreneur helping out the foreigns)
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I am the latter, but..
..I'm here teaching them all English so they can come over and steal your etc. etc.


..and yes, The Mail has lied to you,constantly and consistently, but you knew that.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# So Princess Diana wasn't on the verge of discovering the cure for cancer when she was cruelly murdered?
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Don't be silly. She's over here
trying to introduce fish&chips and launderettes to the 3rd world. Duh.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# She truly is selfless.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# So...
..Bird flu hasn't ravaged OUR GREAT NATION!?

I do hope that means the property market's going to be looked at again, and I get the value back on the house.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# It has, but only the
journalists.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Ah well
No great loss.
(, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)