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# Pish.
This board needs mair Scots.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# Why does saying
'the day' make me a scot?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Because some scots say "the day" instead of "today"
Such as when Jolly Jack asks "What should I draw the day?", to which someone always replies "Squirrels with tits" or some variation of that theme.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Oh...
they do?

I like Scottish accents. Not as much as British though, or Irish. :p
/random
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Cornish accents annoy me.
So I don't speak in one :)
I speak English, not "Oo arr"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# What the fuck?
Where do you think Scotland is?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:23, archived)
# She means she likes my accent better than yours.
Get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:24, archived)
# "I like Scottish accents. Not as much as British though"
is gibberish, though, unless you're from Namibia.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Because we are a strange breed.
Instead of today we say "the day".

For example:

Non-Scot: I saw a fantastic hair stylist today and she did a marvellous job of it. I think it looks lovely. Do you?
Scot: Ah had ma hair done the day aff that lassie oot eh, whit is it, Boaby and Guys or somethin'. It's fuckin' magic, eh? Touch it. Ah-hahaha, ye did, ya fuckin' lezzie! Fish supper?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 10 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)