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# I really do think you might be me.
In other news, work is shit, people are cunts and it's only you lot keeping me calm at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *applies special calming lotion to the Cap'n*
Better?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# :D my mind's far too dirty for your sensitivity.
You're a lovely chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *massages feet*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Oh I really do need this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# well
there's enough room for 2 in my clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
#
clothes bed
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# there's enough for at least 6 in there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# i think you and the captain'll need plenty of room
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# i am rather fond of starfish impressions
and i have been likened to scarlet...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# good lord...
*loosens tie*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *tightens straps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hurk!
my blood supply!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *considers necrophilia*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *shakes*
Ohhhhh don't say things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# because now she wants to be inside your clothes.
with you still in them.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Well she does need my sevices
more so than manwife.


*prepares hire form*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hmm
do i agree to the terms and conditions?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Oh there's nothing to worry about there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# so
it's just one payment of £19.99, the six monthly payments of £9.99?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# oooh price has gone down again then
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i'm both cheap and nasty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)