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# She looks like my friend Spec.
I always think this when I see this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# What's this Spec look like then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# sexy
big arse, slight gingerness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Excellent.
Sexy and big arse are synonymous though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Yaaay
Big arse has meeeee.

=]
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Look, you were wrong the last time we had this conversation
and you're wrong now.

Bless you Manley, just be a pretty face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Why am I not allowed to like skinny women?
Skinny women are fun.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You're allowed.
Doesn't make it any less wrong.

Skinny women are fun for YOU. But you married one, so it's a contractural obligation.

I have never slept with a skinny woman, I've just realised.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Surely there's a limit though?
I mean, can an arse be TOO big?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Depends on the beholder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# fucking too right.
if it don't fit in a size 8 jean then its too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# *luxuriates in being too big*
I love my big arse. It's comfy, and it makes big hard black men suck their teeth appreciatively.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ^this
also, love the sig. lump?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# YES!
I was listening to it earlier, I forgot how much I liked it.

I am now listening to this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOyj4ciJk34
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# woot!
haven't heard that in aaaaages! JLH is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# More brunette
forehead like a clingon, but still somehow utterly attractive.

I was never really allowed because my sister and she had a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I'm going to stick with somehow utterly attractive.
And conveniently forget the somehow in a few days.


Sometimes it's annoying meeting your current partner's brother/sister, if they are the ones who got all the looks.

Not that I'm saying your sister is ugly. I've never seen her. I've only seen you as a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I am told that my sister is strikingly attractive, although I don't see it myself.
She is very slight and tall and dresses like a 1920's man.

She is married now, so clearly boys won.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Well she is your sister.
For the life of me I can't imagine you as a child. Were you an arse of a brother?


Edit: have some Muddy Waters www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaIT0mKJ7D0
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I boarded,
so I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)