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# James May is one of the presenters of Top Gear
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_May
'Captain Slow' and 'Captain Sense of Direction' comes in the package.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Aaah
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# The irony is that I have a very very fast walk.
In the corridors at school people are so fucking slow, I push past them and walk off and it looks to them like I'm being arrogant.
I just have a naturally fast walk, is all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Hahah
we have huddles of girls that just stand in the middle of the halls. It's soooo fucking annoying. This kid I know, Gaymes, said just shove through. Just like, slam 'em into lockers and shit (WHich I'd love to do). He said he does it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Yes! That too!
They just stand there milling about taking up the whole corridor!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Now i'm beyond school and can no longer acrue nicknames
I'm on a quest to get people to call me Captain Bastard due to my actions, with varying degrees of success.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Fuck off Captain Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Christ knows what you'll call me
When you find the body...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)