If the peacock is wearing a bowler hat...
...it means that you cock-slapped said patient.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:49,
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"If the peacock has a spoon in it's claw, it means you pissed in their soup"
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:53,
archived)