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# this is as awkward as the sex I had with my fridge last night,
she won't look at me now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# The SMEG on mine
just puts me waaaay off
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# pff
is it cheesy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Y'know, just the odd
bit of brie or leerdammer...

Normally I'd be able to grin and bear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# as long as it's not stinking bishop
you should be okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# did she fart when you took your meat out?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Both boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# you shouldn't
have rammed her in the salad drawer, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Where then?
Egg shelf?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# dairy compartment, of course!
kinky bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)