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something about boots
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# something about superdrug
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
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something about CVS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# something wicked this way comes
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Hello!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hello!
i was just thinking about going out tonight and gave myself an attack of the horn! :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Excellent.
The first nice looking chap you see, go up to him and shout 'GET IN MY VAGINA' then hit him over the head with his own pint and drag him under a table.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# yeah
like i'm going to give him a warning!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Even better.
Just leap on them from behind like a ninja koala.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha!
i would, but the first 4 men i see will be gay. however, the rest are fair game ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I had to read that
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# you're lucky
i had to read the diddakoi
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I had to read
the operating instructions for my boiler.

They made NO sense. 6 months on I still can't put it on a timer.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# mine's on a timer
and i can alter it anytime i want.
i can also programme a video clock
*smugs*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I can do videos.
Just not boilers the same age that I am.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)