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# Playage

cfs

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# Why am I looking at a picture of your dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
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dogs dawgs
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
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dawgs bitches
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
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bitches biatches
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
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biatches tricks
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
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bitches krewe.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
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krewe newark northgate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
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newark northgate newark new jersey
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
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something about a nice sweater
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
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something about boots
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# something about superdrug
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
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something about CVS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# something wicked this way comes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hello!
i was just thinking about going out tonight and gave myself an attack of the horn! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Excellent.
The first nice looking chap you see, go up to him and shout 'GET IN MY VAGINA' then hit him over the head with his own pint and drag him under a table.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# yeah
like i'm going to give him a warning!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Even better.
Just leap on them from behind like a ninja koala.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha!
i would, but the first 4 men i see will be gay. however, the rest are fair game ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I had to read that
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# you're lucky
i had to read the diddakoi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I had to read
the operating instructions for my boiler.

They made NO sense. 6 months on I still can't put it on a timer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# mine's on a timer
and i can alter it anytime i want.
i can also programme a video clock
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I can do videos.
Just not boilers the same age that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I live near there!
Only where i come from, it begins with C.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# crewe?
That's a place?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Yeah,
they got TRAINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# TRAINS!?
ohmigod!!

We haven't actually got any trains around where I live. x[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Haha.
England is a small place. so i don't think many people are far from trains here.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# New Jersey is smaller.
And crapper than Crewe or Stoke on Trent or both put together. And everyone drives.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# People here prefare to fly.



They don't really. I just made that up so that crewe sounded uber cool.
I don't live in crewe anyway, i'm about 5 miles away.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Aww.
I got excited. I thought I'd visit there and see the flying people. Yeah...well...there's a lot of band geeks in my town. And uhm...stupid rich pricks.

/I didn't make that up. Jersey is as bad as it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I'm going to lie down for a bit.
Possibly 10 minutesish, unless i fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Alright
sweet dreams just in case.
I'm going to watch telly. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# band geeks.
best spongebob episode EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Yes.
I've heard it's really quite crap though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# It is,
stoke is worse though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Nugent?
On Trent?

I live near to the one that is Mandeville.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Stoke on trent
on the river trent.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I have family in Burton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Ooo
I recognise the name of that place but have no idea where it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Burton on Trent.
ALSO ON THE RIVER TRENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Ah right
i know now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# had would had
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I was awaiting this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Youre so tall.
How does this suprise me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# go go gadget neck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# neeeurp.
That's the noise the gadget neck makes. 'neeurp'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Oh God that neck is going to make my love pump, pump my love
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# The one on the far left
actually looks right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# yeah
s'not tho'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Uhm
I figured...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# :D yes, he looks far better in a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# i've got a cracking arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I'm not disputing this fact.
I've had it plonked on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# well,
it has a crack.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# the bridesman?
he does, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# lovely
cheeser still.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLH2Sjatn0&feature=related

i'm tempted to compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUCffNYTzeQ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# needs more facial hair
and i'm even going to purchase a tee shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# HURRAH!
and thankyou for spamming for me today
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Oh you look lovely in a dress!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# hello stranger!
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hello Dai
I am well ta, just been lurking :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# ME!
also YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I'm not the one who has been hiding away.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)