Well, I call her 'Anne of Cleav..age', so (actually I don't, that was a poor pun on 'Anne of Cleaves')
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:20,
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that'sprobably not quite so old and pathetic as mine, though...
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boris the spider,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 21:30,
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