I like to have fun when at the shops.I can often be found chasing my wife through the local Coles.
Along with walking up to her (after we have been in seperate aisles) and giving her the biggest kiss, then asking if she is still with her husband infront of other shoppers.
Oh , and I also have had my mate searched by security after telling the check out chick that I had seen him 'putting stuff in his pockets'.
His wife did not appreciate that one.
Edit: and onother one...
M wife often fumbles her words when trying to explain the reason fo a return of an item.
I have been known to stand behind her making drinking motions. Thank christ she has a sense of humour.
(Along with walking up to her (after we have been in seperate aisles) and giving her the biggest kiss, then asking if she is still with her husband infront of other shoppers.
Oh , and I also have had my mate searched by security after telling the check out chick that I had seen him 'putting stuff in his pockets'.
His wife did not appreciate that one.
Edit: and onother one...
M wife often fumbles her words when trying to explain the reason fo a return of an item.
I have been known to stand behind her making drinking motions. Thank christ she has a sense of humour.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:35,
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HAHAHAThat's gold.
Occasionally if i'm with a friend and he's paying by credit card, I've said to the shop assistant, "I'd check that signature thoroughly, he's been trying to forge it all day"
(Occasionally if i'm with a friend and he's paying by credit card, I've said to the shop assistant, "I'd check that signature thoroughly, he's been trying to forge it all day"
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:42,
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*adds to repitoir*I like to walk off saying "See, I told you they never check the signature" to whoever I am with when they have not bothered to check.
This also pisses me off as I only use visa debit cards and would like to see people be a bit more thorough when they are used.
(This also pisses me off as I only use visa debit cards and would like to see people be a bit more thorough when they are used.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:48,
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Yep, sameI always use my debit card - I accidentally left it at a liquorland the other day. Was shocked when I noticed it was gone the next day.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:50,
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I know that feeling too well.Another reason I use debit visa instead of normal debit cards is that they can have a hold put on them instead of having to cancel accounts.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:58,
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