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# I went to 'officeworks' to get a replacement chair today.
They took to long to fetch my replacement from the store room and I got bored.

Naturally I left it like this before leaving with my new (upgraded) chair. Part of me now wants to call and enquire about the new 'penis whiteboard'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)
# good use of the natural environment and colour selection
9/10
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I would have flipped out because I couldn't make the colours symmetrical.
They should really see someone about that mole on the side too.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# I think that is why my wife walked away (the colour thing).
she has to match pegs when hanging out clothing and I have often caught her sorting the pegs into colour groups on the washing line when not in use.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I am alright with it sometimes.
I refuse to go into music shops though, I will spend hours sorting everything into proper alphabetical format, and then not buy anything.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Haha
"My child saw a penis on a whiteboard and now she's asking all sorts of awkward questions. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PLAN ON DOING TO FIX THIS, OFFICEWORKS?"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# (02) 4927 8377
GO SON!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# I might just ring that number.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - Woo!
I can't believe you did that. I want to do that at my local officeworks!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I like to have fun when at the shops.
I can often be found chasing my wife through the local Coles.
Along with walking up to her (after we have been in seperate aisles) and giving her the biggest kiss, then asking if she is still with her husband infront of other shoppers.
Oh , and I also have had my mate searched by security after telling the check out chick that I had seen him "putting stuff in his pockets".
His wife did not appreciate that one.
Edit: and onother one...
M wife often fumbles her words when trying to explain the reason fo a return of an item.
I have been known to stand behind her making drinking motions. Thank christ she has a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
That's gold.
Occasionally if i'm with a friend and he's paying by credit card, I've said to the shop assistant, "I'd check that signature thoroughly, he's been trying to forge it all day"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)
# *adds to repitoir*
I like to walk off saying "See, I told you they never check the signature" to whoever I am with when they have not bothered to check.
This also pisses me off as I only use visa debit cards and would like to see people be a bit more thorough when they are used.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Yep, same
I always use my debit card - I accidentally left it at a liquorland the other day. Was shocked when I noticed it was gone the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
# I know that feeling too well.
Another reason I use debit visa instead of normal debit cards is that they can have a hold put on them instead of having to cancel accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:58, archived)
# haha!
occasionally i visit a colleague at her hospital job and get to muck about with her officemates' bulletin boards. i've yet to draw a cock on anything, but a pushpin cock could be done easily.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)