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# If I get thin, I lose the tits.
This would be an awful shame.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I don't have huge hands
I can live with some compromise ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I love how you all think I'm a right harlot.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# You would
you slut
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Oh not at all dear girl
you are not even the right harlot. However you do have a trashy mouth on you at times which is refreshing and allows us old duffers to act like kids again.
But trust me, I know it's the interweb. I'm sure you are far more demure than you would wish others to think ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :D
The truth is I'm an old lecherous man trapped in the body of a 23 year old woman.

(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# don't suppose
you'd want me to poke around in there a bit and see if I can get him out do you? In the name of SCEINCES of course.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# If you didn't start by telling her she was fat, you would have been in
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# A fact I am most aware of.
BUT I have lost a considerable amount of weight over the past 3 years, so bollocks to all of you.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I am not saying you are fat
I've never met you.

I have a lady with some meat on her and I can think of several very nice things to say about a woman in that condition.

I'm not trying to bring you down, Wow.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Nah, tis alright.
I still am, just less so. I was only joshing about with you.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# gaz me your address and i'll pop round
small hands are great for perspective
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# This means you have a small penis
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# lolbackfire.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# mmm boobs
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This is the general idea, yes.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It's certainly my general idea
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# your general idea is boobs?
wut?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)