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# Homemade literotica from a friend.
Who has an excellent way with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# also: freakpower.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I'm good at stuff like that.
"... and as I placed the analgesic carefully into her half open mouth she woke with a start and spluttered "What the fuck are you doing now weirdo?"
I dodge the barrage of white pills hurtling my way and smile ruefully "I'm just giving you some painkillers my sweetheart"
Glaring at me she spat " But I don't have a headache"
Inner joy. I win. "Good, any chance of a fuck then you dried up, miserable cunt?"

ahh, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Very true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Seriously, that's the sexiest thing I've ever read.
I may tattoo it on my forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# pfft
just a variation of an old Chubby Brown joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)