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# Today the postman delivered my Burning Witch reissue 2CD, and I smiled.
What's made you smile today?


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# nothing's made me smile for months
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Not even a unicorn.... with AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# not even me?
i thought you loved me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# You are an Emo.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Homemade literotica from a friend.
Who has an excellent way with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# also: freakpower.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I'm good at stuff like that.
"... and as I placed the analgesic carefully into her half open mouth she woke with a start and spluttered "What the fuck are you doing now weirdo?"
I dodge the barrage of white pills hurtling my way and smile ruefully "I'm just giving you some painkillers my sweetheart"
Glaring at me she spat " But I don't have a headache"
Inner joy. I win. "Good, any chance of a fuck then you dried up, miserable cunt?"

ahh, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Very true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Seriously, that's the sexiest thing I've ever read.
I may tattoo it on my forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# pfft
just a variation of an old Chubby Brown joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# A polish man getting pissed off that i couldn't find him any
Cabbage in a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Did he want it for dusting?
Ba-dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# He called it "Cabhedge"
We only do red cabbage.

also i don't understand your joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Polish: someone from Poland
Polish: in a can, used for dusting and polishing....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Ha he tried
fresh cabbage attached to a cabbage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# It might h ave been. i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# what made me smile
was the discovery of 8 extra Stella when I thought I only had 4 left. That was followed by Birmingham getting a last gasp penalty to draw 2-2 with Arsenal. That made me glee like a loon. And now I'm pissed again so I can't stop smiling. Roll on the Man Utd match. Haha. Keegan, NO, you don't have a clue!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Beer get!
Nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Did you watch the game?
How bad was the Taylor challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Couldn't see it in real time match footage.
and Sky said it was too horrific to show again.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Me thinks I may see if it is on youtube yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I'm not so sure
as I had it on in the other room and only glanced in as I collected beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Half of me really wants to see the injury
and half of me really really doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'm looking for pictures, google is letting me down

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# The latest Billie the Vision and the Dancers record.
But what is not making me happy is being unable to find the new Elbow album yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I hate not getting records :(
I'm still hoping my Earth/Tribes of Neurot 7" comes soon. I doubt it will, it's been over a month now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah,
It isnt out till March but I have seen a couple of supposed torrents for it, but theyre on the pay sites and I refuse to pay for stealing music!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Too right!
Who the hell are these bands/people?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Well Billie the Vision are a swedish folk pop band who make
very pretty music and Elbow are a band from Manchester who make lovely Indie music.

See here:
Billie the Vision: youtube.com/watch?v=TsuXEuD5ckU

Elbow: youtube.com/watch?v=lbxBco1D2Rc
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# there are torrent sites you have to pay to use?
fucking hell, are people really that stupid?

Why not just buy the cds?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Yeah, they are shite!
But they do seem to have lots of stuff on there. I dont know if its real though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I think you can safely assume you wouldn't get a refund
if it was ripped at a shit bit rate/wasn't the correct tracklisting/didn't have the artwork/didn't provide the nice people in the band with any money to make further records/wasn't actually elbow at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Aye!
Although, it appears that I have found one on mininova now

*waits for it to download to find out that it is a shit copy of the last Cheeky Girls album*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# i was up late this morning talking to a pretty girl :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)