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# SEXEH.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# The little soft ripples
in her hip really get to me. In a sexy way.

Even as she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# CAN'T TALK NOW.
Fwapping, K?

ok, Not that sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Excellent.
Right, it's been 28 hours since I last ate. I am still (!!) not hungry, but I'm going to force myself now. Rice and turkey or fish finger sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Rice and turkey.
Because its got rice and turkey in it. innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# rice and turkey
sounds sexah.
also cooking always improves your appetite
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# fish and turkey
or 'fishky', as they call it in Russia
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You made me laugh like a simpleton then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
a simpletonthe simpleton i am
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I am fucking amazingly intelligent
sodding beautiful, a master of disguise, a sexual genius and empress of the everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# didn't say you weren't
you can still be simple though :P
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I am only simple
in the way that I am simply marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# rice and turkey
because last night I cleaned off the chicken carcass and got loads of meat. Flash fried it with onions, cherry toms, soy and hoi sin sauce and chucked in some pre-cooked egg-fried rice and it was heavenly. I wish I could eat it again but you will have to have similar by proxy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Nah, it shall be grilled turkey
and steamed rice and veggies.

/fat free. Well, my body's obviously decided I'm on a diet, I'm not arguing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# awaits
alluring pictures ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# MY TUMMY RUMBLED!
I'M NOT GOING TO DIE!

I'm not getting up yet hough, manwife is currently in the kitchen crashing around (washing up).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# that's just fucked up.
I don't agree with women in the kitchen when there is food to be created but I at least have the decency to allow her in to fill the dishwasher. Its only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I can't wash up, I break things and hurt myself.
I'm a culinary ace, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# you better be!
I'm already thinking of buying you an exorcism for your birthday. I have no issue with women cooking, as long as they understand that it's a hobby that they better not try in my kitchen. *pats on head* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)