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# Hi 'board. Bindun? Dunno...
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# This made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# i like your horse
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Arf!
Good newbie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Hahah
what!?


*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# :D this is acceptable!
But also:

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i should really make
a seams horse for such occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# seamhorse!?
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I made one!

Click for epicly huge
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I
want there to be lots of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :D this is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# \o/
I like to think the seams make this one!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# pantera
ftw. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Excellent compo that!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I love you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# It's his expression
that makes that picture
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# The other one I did,
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Edit: Bugger.
Edit2: There!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That's actually
a pretty good album.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# S'not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# :D this is very alluring.
I yakmated SmashMonkey last night. I was the boy. She died.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# woooooooo!
ghost yak's gonna get ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hello!
i am a little hungover today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hello.
I am a little woman in jimjams today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *hires Leslie Philips*
Ding Dong
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# \o/
However, different jim jams to the ones I slept in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# wait
you're not one of them scalls who has a pair of PJs they wear to go out in are you?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Fuck off am I.
No, I just have many sets, and like to wear them round the house.

Last night I wore tartan ones and silk top thing, now it's DIFFERENT tartan ones with jersey top thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# You changed out of your PJs,
and into your PJs?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I can not now
nor have ever been able to, wear a stitch in bed. However when I get out of it and don't have to see people I like nothing better than to lounge all day in sweat pants and tee.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ugh
i can't wear clothing in bed, it just makes me feel hot and restricted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# i feel weird sleeping naked
(when alone)
but can't wear more than a t-shirt and boxers,and sometimes the tee is too much
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *frots self slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I need to keep my socks on. But that's it.
I am every girls dream, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i always sleep naked
unless my nephew is staying. i keep the blinds drawn much of the day, so i sometimes don't get dressed at all until afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hi.
I'm the repair man. What time should I call with my huge 'toolbox'?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hmmm
*checks calendar*
i can slot you in at 10.30, the milkman should have left by then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# excellent.
your camera crew or mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# mine are used to it
and have spuffguards on their cameras
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I can, we've got a draughty bedroom.
I've worn a bobble hat in bed before now.

*sexy as fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# i've worn a pair of mickey mouse ears in bed
but that's another story....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Everyone come in my room to get towels and shizz in the morning
so i couldn't if i wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# you're not riverghost
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I know i'm not.
Should i be?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# do you also run a B&B?
and can people not keep their towels in their own rooms (except your sis, that'd be a health hazard)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It depends on how hot I am.
Sometimes the boxers are just too much.
/tmi
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# caewan said
you're not the hottest person he's ever shared a room with
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Make lots of them.
And then we shall make them into something we are short of. Or we shall farm them for women / scarabs / divers / what ever the rest is incase they damage their legs / what ever the rest is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You speak nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# You tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Seams?
I see none.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# SEXEH.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# The little soft ripples
in her hip really get to me. In a sexy way.

Even as she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# CAN'T TALK NOW.
Fwapping, K?

ok, Not that sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Excellent.
Right, it's been 28 hours since I last ate. I am still (!!) not hungry, but I'm going to force myself now. Rice and turkey or fish finger sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Rice and turkey.
Because its got rice and turkey in it. innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# rice and turkey
sounds sexah.
also cooking always improves your appetite
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# fish and turkey
or 'fishky', as they call it in Russia
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You made me laugh like a simpleton then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
a simpletonthe simpleton i am
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I am fucking amazingly intelligent
sodding beautiful, a master of disguise, a sexual genius and empress of the everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# didn't say you weren't
you can still be simple though :P
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I am only simple
in the way that I am simply marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# rice and turkey
because last night I cleaned off the chicken carcass and got loads of meat. Flash fried it with onions, cherry toms, soy and hoi sin sauce and chucked in some pre-cooked egg-fried rice and it was heavenly. I wish I could eat it again but you will have to have similar by proxy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Nah, it shall be grilled turkey
and steamed rice and veggies.

/fat free. Well, my body's obviously decided I'm on a diet, I'm not arguing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# awaits
alluring pictures ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# MY TUMMY RUMBLED!
I'M NOT GOING TO DIE!

I'm not getting up yet hough, manwife is currently in the kitchen crashing around (washing up).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# that's just fucked up.
I don't agree with women in the kitchen when there is food to be created but I at least have the decency to allow her in to fill the dishwasher. Its only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I can't wash up, I break things and hurt myself.
I'm a culinary ace, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# you better be!
I'm already thinking of buying you an exorcism for your birthday. I have no issue with women cooking, as long as they understand that it's a hobby that they better not try in my kitchen. *pats on head* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# That is 'smashing'.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)