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# better than you apparently
who smells of vomit?
(It isn't me)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:58, archived)
# *sniff*
nope, not you - Marlboro lights & stale beer, yes but not vomit.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# that isn't me either
I smell like shampoo (just washed my hair) and I possibly also smell like bacon.
edit: nope, not bacon, toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# washed your bacon
oh er missus!
*edit* did you edit that message? damn it, this makes no sense now....i need more coffee to kick start me this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# fixed it
you pedant
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:10, archived)
# poop
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# I will not
you coprophiliac
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:14, archived)
# You do have a dirty mind, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:15, archived)
# she's starting to warp mine
*edit* and my mind!

fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# no
I've just given it a nice soak in the kettle, as ordered.
/innocent eyelash flutter
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Don't try your feminine whiles on me, pal
I'm immune.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:24, archived)
# you find brain soaking
to be particularly feminine?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Women have cleaner minds than men
They change them more often.

(C) 1973 Jim Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Bacon flavoured toothpaste?
What a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# I've been told (by the english b/f) that mine
tastes like ralgex
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Ralgex
its a muscle relaxant for sporting injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I assume
that it's menthol-ey and makes your eyes water?

we call it IceyHot, but my toothpaste doesn't taste like IceyHot
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Probably smells like it
kind of mentholy - aniseedy & stings like hell in your eyes or any cut.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Nah,
You smell like a wonka bar, sweet and full of fudge.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
#
beg your pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)