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# The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# best unexpected response I've seen on b3ta
ever. : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Haha
It's an Alan Partridge quote :D
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# SQUEEZE THE PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)