You are the cream of all cunts.
I love you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21,
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If I wasn't do tired
I'd shop a can of Cambell's Cream of Cunts.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23,
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aww
you made me all moist. I love you too Cap'n and have no true wish to read of you starving.
Fill up girl. I'll love you even when you get huge. ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27,
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:D I've lost 4 lb since Wednesday.
Secretly I think my tummy wants me to marry you and have your vile little cockspawns.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29,
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And so phase one is complete.
now, world domination. After pizza.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41,
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