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# Auschwitz [edit]

Inspired by this.
(I Want Billy, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ugh...
I feel like I should get this, but... ris?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I EATED ALL MY DINNER
Be proud, I'm stuffed to buggery now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# woo
i just did too. four sausages and mash :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# FOUR!
Who's a big boy? YOU ARE :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yeh
felt a bit hypocritical after watching hammond's "should i worry about sossies" with a bloke who routinely has 5 rashers of bacon, 4 sausages, fried bread, two fried eggs and chips for brekkie.
then realised i wasn't even hitting the sides of that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# you should never feel guilty about sausages.
They are nature's edible alternative to sex.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# WELL DONE!
*cuddles*
what did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Mixed leaf salad and a grilled chicken breast.
And four cherry tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Cherry Tomatoes win.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ^this
Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ooh, healthy!
nice.

I am listening to Sparks' latest album, and it's really good, although the tracks drag on a bit. You would've thought that after twenty studio albums over 30 years, they'd know when to end a song :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I am listening to Black Light Burns
they're not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ooh, I've not heard of them
but if you're listening to them they must be fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Wes Borland side project.
Surprisingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# my iPod has just provided me with Katrina and the Waves
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# indeed. just what i needed.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# haha, awesome
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# they got new album out?
ooo
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# well, Hello Young Lovers.
Their NEW new album, which is untitled as of yet, will be being released on the 21st night of their 21 night residency at the Islington Academy, where they will play one album a night in chronological order, ending with their new one.

How epic is that?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *buggers*
so you are. sorry i doubted you.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# RAR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Even the veggies?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Then you can have your pudding.
Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I has none.
But that's ok because I couldn't eat a thing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# No pudding?!
Actually, my reaction is "meh". I always preferred savoury food anyway. Ever since I were a tot apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I think I could hack a raspberry or two.
But we haven't got any.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Or a wafer thin mint?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# fat bugger.
now fast for 3 weeks and post your angst on the interwebs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# You are the cream of all cunts.
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# If I wasn't do tired
I'd shop a can of Cambell's Cream of Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# aww
you made me all moist. I love you too Cap'n and have no true wish to read of you starving.
Fill up girl. I'll love you even when you get huge. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# :D I've lost 4 lb since Wednesday.
Secretly I think my tummy wants me to marry you and have your vile little cockspawns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# And so phase one is complete.
now, world domination. After pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Know any good tricks for induced vomiting?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# down a pint of saltwater as fast as you can.
If that doesn't work, jump up and down having done so.


NB: BE IN FRONT OF THE LOO WHEN YOU DO THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Bah, too much effort.
I'll stick with being a healthy weight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# that NB made me do a very loud lol
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I once did it in the kitchen- big mistake.
(I should point out I'm not bulimic, I just don't see the point of feeling sick and having no respite so I just get it over and done with).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# looking at Goatse
while listening to Alison Moyet and imagining her taking in you the rear with a strap-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I said vomit, not give me an uncontrollable erection.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# "..Turn around..."
'I CAN'T YOU SILLY BITCH - YOU'RE FIFTEEN INCHES INSIDE MY ARSE!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# a heavy night out
glass of milk the next morning, lie down, roll sharply to your left

sprint to the toilet
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# courtney love
and two girls one cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Courtney Love
IN two girls one cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# WOOHOO
get some chocolate down yer neck now...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *has none*
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# All of it!!
Fatty!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I've eaten approximately one day's food over the past almost four days.
So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I've eaten four days food in one day!!
/fat bastard blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I did that yesterday.
/mezzes at a greek restaurant blog
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# done that before
was possibly the day i cashed in my voucher for a double steak, double cheese footlong at subway.

i had three heart attacks just looking at it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ah you have your appetite back?
so you're not pregnant then i take it?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# No, but I had to as manwife's worried.
And I have no idea, payday tomorrow so I'll get a test then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# right oh, keep us posted!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm sure I'm not, but best to check.
Last time I was sure I wasn't I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Still, to the Doctor with you
the ability to feel hungry and eat is one of the most primordial instincts of a living organism

stoned-humans not with standing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Ah, no doubt it's just too much coffee again.
*may be drinking coffee right now*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm having frosties and Crusha for my dinner.
yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# i wish i was stuffed
i'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# tightened your screws a bit tight there...
and what smashing wallpaper
whats alf doing on there though?
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend
edit : is alf german then?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Ris-ing like a ris- er


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Needs more erect jesus with children :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# needs more jesus with erect children
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)