
'I may sound like I'm kidding, but if you leave me I'll hunt you down and kill you' then I continued to make her a nice cup of tea and some toast!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:37,
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*backs away slowly until round the corner then scarpers swiftish*
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39,
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(she'll get police protection and a restraining order...)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:39,
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