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# i dislike nuns
they are creepy, evil and vile-tempered due to lack of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i agree
though i have not encountered many first hand, I did have a rather sexual experience with a girl who said she was leaving town at the end of the week to join a convent...

(consisted of her yanking my pubes, followed by clumsy cunnilingus)

she was very weird though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Is that all she did to you?
Or was that in the process of yanking other things?


When I was much younger I did once blow very delicately on the first penis proferred towards my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha, what a literal child you were.
and it was in the process of yanking other things, but was among the most painful and unsexy things I have experienced.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# This makes me feel much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# nuns float
on a layer of sex-repelling evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)