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# Appearantly, it was nick-named after someones uncle

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I adore Tilda Swinton.
She was the best thing about Constantine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# seconded
for some kind of androgyn,she's pretty cute
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# She was excellent as Gabriel.
Androgyn, yes, but in such a coldly sexual way, even whilst being asexual. Showed such a strength of character.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# indeed, it was a fine performance
even though people who are actually familiar with Hellblazer thought the actual movie was an absolute travesty
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I'm not denying that
and I am familiar with Hellblazer, thank you. Nothing to do with her performance though really, is it? As a stand-alone piece.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# oh definitely
absolutely nothing to do with the lively miss swinton... just had to throw that bit in there to remind everyone what a geek i am :-P

and I mean, really, why DIDN'T they get Sting to play Constatine?

*wipes sweat off brow*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# her as orlando
nearly jacknifed my heterosexuality
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I like both
Come on, the anti-social post-punk alcoholic was never going to be an easy sell to America. I thought they made a good job of it, and I think the comics are great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# doing a sex face while saying 'little horn'
made me giggle.
/edit call me philistinic,peurile and silly but i still fucking love that film
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# acterllly
her with pale skin and red hair reminds me osomuch of david bowie in Man Who Fell To Earth
Result: 98% woo
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
#
david bowie in Man Who Fell To Earth rob
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# they all seem so pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# They're all holding cock.
YOU of all people should know what it's like to be pleased with cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# indeed.
although it's been well over a week, so i'm beginning to forget.
quick! someone pass me a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# it's because they think it means they'll be remembered for it
I can't remember who got the best actor oscars from 1960-1994, so not exactly much staying power there, eh hollywood? lol, oscars.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# all i remember
is that LoTR got lots, titanic got waaaay too many and AWiL got the cockscar for special effects in 84(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I remember Sidney Poitier was the first black actor to win at something
for playing a slave to East German nun bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I need to direct a blue movie called that.
You obviously need to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I'll be the key-grip
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# You don't want to be a nun bastard?
Or an SS officer?

Or casual bystander #3?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i dislike nuns
they are creepy, evil and vile-tempered due to lack of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i agree
though i have not encountered many first hand, I did have a rather sexual experience with a girl who said she was leaving town at the end of the week to join a convent...

(consisted of her yanking my pubes, followed by clumsy cunnilingus)

she was very weird though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Is that all she did to you?
Or was that in the process of yanking other things?


When I was much younger I did once blow very delicately on the first penis proferred towards my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha, what a literal child you were.
and it was in the process of yanking other things, but was among the most painful and unsexy things I have experienced.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# This makes me feel much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# nuns float
on a layer of sex-repelling evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# yeah....
rich bastards.

=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Last photo = Cockfight!
Also, it'd be nice if all women 'of a certain age' looked as good as Helen Mirren did last night. It'd make my advancing years that much easier to reconcile myself to.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Wow...
They don't make light-sabres like they used to!
(Hunkychunkylovemonkey hasn't masturbated since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
ya old git!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# So long as there's cleavage to be seen at the Oscars
I'll keep on watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# she looked better then some of the youngsters.
until she smiled and creased her face, but i admire her for not having surgery like others.

on another note, anne hathaway has a bizare shaped face, it's not in proper proportion.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# It's like looking at her through a fish-eyed lens
...pointed up close to her eyes. They're that huge. Almost gives her a mantis-like countenance.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Arf!

nothing crude about those though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)