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# *comments*
These are the ways of the b3tans. Flaming is more fun than complimenting weird jockos.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I have loads of fun doing the latter.
*hangs out of office window wolfwhisting at scottish builder*

GET YER SGIAN DUBH OUT.

Ahem.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# haha, tiddler
*swings claymore*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Technically, I could teach you to use that properly.
But since you're (I assume) referring to your manflesh I would think you probably know almost as much about what to do with it as I do.

(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# more, definitely more.
and howso? are you a swordswoman as well as a pretend pirate?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I learnt Talhoffer style swordfighting for a while.
And I doubt it, bucko. Unless you've got less ribs than the norm, I could teach you a thing or two ;-)
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# touché
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That as well.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
ah cannae understaun a fucking word yer sayin' hen
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Google informs me this is the other name
for what I typed in, which I'm sorry to say saw 'Scottish sock knife'.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# rarr rarr rarr
nobody uderstands you she-bear
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I am only a very ickle bear.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ah cannae understaun a fucking word yer sayin' hen"
is my standard response to english ladies taking the piss
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I'm not taking the piss.
Scottish builder man's dead fit. He looks a bit like a topless Aragorn. I like to gaze at him as I smoke cigarettes.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# i know you weren't taking the piss
i just felt like saying it

ok?

*crosses arms*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Ooooh big cross Jock.
Never fear, I shall cook you an inside out sheep and then you will be pleased again.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# bleuch
i hate haggis
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# more for me, then.
I bloody love the stuff.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# haggis is great ya turncoat
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# haggis tastes boggin'
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Trollspeak.
That's what all this is.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# tattiemuncher!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# weird jockos?
weird jockos?

oh, erm...yeah
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I'm allowed to use the word "jocko"
It's our word.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# oh i know
it was the word weird i was questioning

but then i realised you're right
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# it was meant in a nice way
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# of course it was honey
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)