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# Under the Waterfront
Beluga-ville!
I figured the board could use a good groan
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Good grief.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# now, stay still, this won't hurt a bit
*takes almighty run-up*

*SPAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!*

i'll do it till you learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I refuse to learn
on the grounds that I might just learn something.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# as good a reason as any
*rewards with monkey biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
#
biscuits beer
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# i do not give out beer
as it makes the willy floppy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# One or two just makes it frisky!
Too many will make it do what you say it does,
but there's more than one way to keep a lady happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# maybe
but i only has biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I take the taoist approach
Once you know everything, you know you know nothing. So that's why I don't bother getting learnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Nice. But learn from Mike Tyson:
"I'm gonna fuck you 'til you love me!"

Hahahahahaha best quote eva!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i usually fuck them
till they have enough sense to run away ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You're telling the guy on the board with six kids...?
Believe me, it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha
and groooooooaaaaaaannnnn
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# And you acheived your aims
groan I did.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Yay!
I mean, uh... sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)