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# word samster!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# The above story has inspired me.
Hey, Mr. Ives, wanna go to the pub and rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# sure!
can you get down to fareham and i will, or will not, bring the lube!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I've been informed that that's 66.2 miles away.
An hour and a half. *hmmm*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# took me three hours to get to fucking portsmouth and southsea
So go and do it. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# aha!
but i'm in fareham.
much easier to get to.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
*leers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *blushes*
NOT TODAY, MATEY, BUT ONE DAY, WHEN MONEY IS BOUNTIFUL, I WILL BUY YOU A STRONGBOW AND BEAT YOU AT POOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# for a pint of strongbow you can beat me at anything...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Haha!
*plots*

I fear for the safety of all others though. 2 red headed, Strongbow drinking, slightly bearded B3tans in the same county. Can't be good for the environment, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# we'll be running the place with an iron fist after an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)