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# It's the Monkey Beer that makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
i was just joking earlier..
do you still love me?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Did you say something I might've misconstrued?
I don't see how that's possible, since I never take offense here.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# he's talking about the time he fucked your mum half an hour ago, and said her fanny was as tight as your fetid crusty arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# o_O
Hmmm. Maybe there are exceptions...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# you don't?!
thats ok then.


wanker.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hee hee
Slightly amusing anecdote time: Once in the day, Phil "the troll" Collins was a guest star on Miami Vice. He was asked to say "He's a right wanker" about one of the characters, but balked, knowing he'd never get away with such for British TV. He asked the producers if they knew what that meant, but it's obvious they didn't because they insisted it stay in the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# what about the monkey biscuits?
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# can you dip monkey biscuits in monkey beer?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# yes
you can dip their tails in, if you really must.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# No worries, Smash Dahling.
I love your biscuits.

Did I just say something wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# no
i'm happy when people like my biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)